Reading is fun

I was reading a boring book today. I set it down and ran to barns and noble thinking a $99 nook would help me read the boring book. I was....... RIGHT! I read 40 pages of drab, and bought another book and read 70 pages, I procrastinate by reading, who would have thought! I'm on the road to being a superhuman genus! It can even look up words I don't know!